how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
