I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I need a burrito and a hug.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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