the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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