So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's just like the Real World with babies
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize