im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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