White coat. Heels.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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