White coat. Heels.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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