He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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