I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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