I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
how can u be prego again
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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