Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
