I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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