We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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