I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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