You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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