It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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