My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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