Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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