Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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