I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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