Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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