she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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