Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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