ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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