somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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