is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
COCAINE IS GR8
All the doctor said was why
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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