Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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