Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
