Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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