How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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