the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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