The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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