so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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