we have officially lost it.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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