Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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