ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She said her name was "party"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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