I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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