the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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