so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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