It's Friday. Sex?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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