I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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