Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
return my video game
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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