I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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