You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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