Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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