I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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