I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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