p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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