the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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