So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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