im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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