We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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