Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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