Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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