i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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