rhymes with "ouble enetration"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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