can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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